Hi there.
I'm back with a brand new rap.
God...I wish I were.
So I sent this blog post to a woman that I really respect asking for her opinion on it. She pointed out that though it was an entertaining rant to read, the content fell flat because it lacked constructive advice! Derp. My goal was not to scare (you) people about the dark, mysterious world of online dating. No! It's not that dark or mysterious. It's really different from meeting someone in person sure, but that doesn't mean one can't get to the meeting, greeting, and tea-ing/coffee-ing in person! In fact, one suggestion I have for combatting that creepy crawly feeling that some of us get when we are messaging back and forth with an individual that we think we might get along with (but really not have any idea on whether it will really work or not because we haven't met he/she/they/them). I suggest message for a week or until you feel comfortable enough to meet said person in a public place in the daytime. (Really, just ask to meet at Wal-Mart and then have said date there, it'll be so great) No, no..well go to Wal-Mart if it makes you happy or go to your favorite coffee shop. Don't forget to let one of your friends know where and when you're going and for how long. It doesn't hurt to leave a safety word with your friend so you can text your friend if things go downhill. One time one of my best friends was on an awful date and had me call her to pretend that I desperately needed someone to open the front door because "DERP, I FORGOT MY KEYS!" It was pretty obvious the date wasn't going to well, and he didn't buy it in the end. After my friend came home from the date he sent her a text saying "You could've done better than that. The ball's in your court."I don't really agree with what he said--was he really asking for a more convincing story? (insert song: tell me lies tell me sweet little lies). This example isn't exactly what I was referring to earlier with the safety word. My friend wasn't in danger. She was in a personal quagmire. Don't get me wrong, friends should always be there for friends who need to be bailed out of dates. In the case of my friend's downhill date she should have just been honest and admitted that they were both wasting each other's time. Someone has to do it! I know it isn't the most easy or comfortable thing to do, but I am a firm believer in honesty as a means of giving others a clear understanding...I can't stress enough that the poor ground around the bush has taken many a beating--beating around the bush isn't cool for either parties. It's a waste of your time and it's confusing for the other party. I'll admit it comes at a cost of not seeming nice, but sometimes "seeming nice" can be the most dishonest part about a person. This is 2012, but sometimes I feel like I am existing in a room full of Victorian people who speak in 2012 slang...most folks I've interacted with are hiding their true feelings behind a facade (this is no time for the shallow mask of manners--Oscar Wilde).
Even on OkCupid I hear friends of mine who internally debate whether or not they should respond not to messages from folks they aren't interested in. I don't think anyone has any obligation to message anybody, but I can imagine it is annoying for an individual to send a number of messages to various people and not get one response. I like to message people back saying I'm not interested so they don't have to wonder about it. There has to be a set of commandments that people follow on that website (that maybe I don't know about???). I've heard that people just don't respond when they're not interested...like that's a thing? It's courteous when someone tells me they're not interested. I like to know that sort of thing. It's probably the nature of the OkCupid machine--it's a dating website that exists in the intangible universe called the internet where people don't have to follow through--they can be flaky and disappear at the click of a "deactivate" button. The anonymity that exists on the internet could be making us flaky people! Oh the terror! If you've ever watched "Friday" by Rebecca Black and read the comments below you would see the bowels of humanity explode in a mess of anonymity and complete insensitivity. You might be disgusted by it. My point is between the anonymity of OkCupid and YouTube, people are getting away with this behavior that is flaky, tactless, and unaccountable!
Anywhooooo I must go to the loooooo.
And now for your daily dose of lsp:
http://youtu.be/UvzfnWiUtJU
Enjoy.
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