Share the Schmear

WHAT THE LUMP?


So maybe I'm a little extreme about my beliefs regarding online dating. Maybe I'm terribly uncomfortable with the whole idea, and maybe I don't have to participate in it at all. This could be my attempt at normalizing online dating for myself. This could be the dating way of the future. No one said I had to keep up with the times right? I don't know a lot about why or where or how, but I do know that I have like any other human being a desire for companionship. Not any of that "I need you to complete me" rom-com fluff, but a desire to challenge myself to trust another with my own set of idiosyncrasies. The fluff that I think of and make fun of and can't deal with sometimes. The fluff I have when I see bad parents at bus stops and have this unstoppable feeling of wanting to confront them and ask why they would ever have a child if they didn't want to take care of it?!
Or..that other fluff I have when I think of a public art project that could make the storage of bikes both space efficient and aesthetically pleasing...all of this fluff--this "self-fluff" I would like to share with another. Don't you?
A wise advertisement jingle once said, "Sharing is caring it can be fun!". Though I don't agree with the product that is being sold I wholeheartedly agree with the idea. Humans want companionship so they have another to share self-fluff with. When I share I feel fluffy inside. It's great! (Dr. Steve Brule of Tim & Eric Awesome Show would say: "FOR YOUR HEALTH!"). Hell yes, sharing is healthy y'all. Why do you think the Grinch was green and sickly? (Cos he didn't share yo'!).

And now I leave you with some of Dr. Steve Brule's words:
*Disclaimer: Dr. Steve Brule's advice in no way reflects my thoughts or feelings on gender. To all my gender queer peoples you are awesome--keep doing your thaaaaaang.

http://youtu.be/nmK1osGXhq4