Advertisement Schmear

So lately I've been noticing the monopoly google has over advertising. Every time I check gmail there's a new headliner advertisement that's about dancing, theatre, or dishwashers? What the fuck is the internet trying to tell me?
Also, on OkCupid I see ads for American Asshole (American Apparel) with models and their shirtless tights campaigns in compromising positions. Those American Asshole ladies are werqing hard for the money--no disrespect to them, but I will rip Dov Charney's pervy and unethical business model to shreds. He isn't only selling sex. He's selling (propagating) his greasy male gaze and the worst part is people are buying it (digesting it) and probably regurgitating it by taking provocative "fotos" and posting them on their facebooks/flickrs/and submitting them to Dov Charney to post on his "model" section of American Asshole. Gross. Is this a way to reuse and recycle capitalism? Hmm.

Wait. Why did I write this again?
Ah yes, I went on my OkCupid account to check my messages only to find this on the left side of the page:

What the hell Hanes? Not only are you trying to sell me bras and undies, but you're trying to sell me the idea that by buying Hanes' bras and undies there might be a chance that I will get some heteronormative action on OkCupid?! Where's the inclusivity of other sexual preferences here? Where's the representation of minorities?
I don't want to save 10% on my order--the fuck kind of discount is that on Christmas mangggg?

Well I'm off to look for some cheap after Christmas sale boxers where the discount will be at least 50%.