All-knowing Ok-Stupider

This Ok-Stupider intelligently attempts to convince me to hang out with him through the charms of a friend's bearded dragon (only when I mention an iguana).
Also he thinks he can characterize me by a state (in retrospect I should have asked him to elaborate on that broad statement).
Also, I'm only "mildly entertaining". Why can't I be categorized like the spiciness of salsa--couldn't I be medium-ly or hot-ly entertaining?!

He  makes a strong case by calling our match percentages the wrongdoing of okcupidery. He knows so much! (hence my naming him "all knowing")
He clearly sobers up at 10:58am. Ha!